The Rapture Index
Sat, Aug 5th, 2006
As of today, the rapture index is at 158. According to the site, any activity above 145 means that we should “fasten our seatbelts.”
What’s great about the raputre index, though, are the warning signs of the rapture, including:
#12: Drug Abuse
#18: Ecumenism (hmmm, I’d think tolerance would be a good thing)
#19: Globalism
#29: Liberalism (heh, everyone knows liberals are ineffectual. Just look at the democratic party. They can’t even pull off a filibuster, and you think they’re going to organize the apocalypse?)
#39: Civil rights (hopefully, they mean a decline in these?)

